You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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