My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
