The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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