This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he was CRYING into my vagina
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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