It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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