I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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