OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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