he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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