Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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