yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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