mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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