For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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