Plan B is the new Plan A
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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