Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
