Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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