"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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