No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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