Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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