I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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