what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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