Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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