It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
