she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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