on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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