We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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