There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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