i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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