so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I understand Curling. That high.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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