stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We are two peas in an std pod
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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