So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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