its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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