Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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