Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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