It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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