Me too!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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