drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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