"it" just moved
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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