So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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