that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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