never play flip cup with pint glasses
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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