Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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