Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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