how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She bit a glass in half.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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