Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
