we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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