How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
