She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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