Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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