I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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