Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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