let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just googled if crying burns calories
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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