Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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