You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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